I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS
" But then she was not awkward, she was slow-flowing, graceful, seductive - a seductiveness that had nothing to do with breast and hips and legs, but was an invitation to forget the world in the recesses of the body.”
- The Reader.
Come back here, son
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.”
God I love my family.
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
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